When in doubt, ask yourself, "What would BOF Do?"
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What Would BOF Do?
BOF would: get dirty.
BOF would: flex for the ladies.
BOF would: forget the Cold War.
BOF would: get late night booty calls.
BOF would: get her number.
BOF would: go for a five second frenchie.
BOF would: get wet.
BOF would: hug a whale.
BOF would: help hashers with special needs.
BOF would: hold his pee.
BOF would: join any hash event.
BOF would: keep the Circle classy by wearing argyle.
BOF would: keep The Dump in line.
BOF would: keep the local ladies amused.
BOF would: look good.
BOF would: lead the pack.
BOF would: let VT win.
BOF would: keep the girls happy.
BOF would: look for his glasses.
BOF would: love dogs.
BOF would: love the Taichung Hash.
BOF would: not do his hair before The Circle.
BOF would: not give a f*ck about minor flesh wounds!